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Speed-run tip: slice debris with the pizza cutter in short drags so you do not spike the patient's pain meter.
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Amateur Surgeon
Amateur Surgeon
Game Description
Patch up bizarre patients with pizza cutters, staplers, and car batteries while racing the clock in this darkly funny surgery simulator.
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Developer: Mediatonic Released: 2008
Amateur Surgeon is a darkly comedic surgery simulation that stars Alan Probe, a pizza delivery driver who reinvents himself as a self-taught surgeon armed with improvised household tools. Scalpel swaps for pizza cutter, stitches for stapler, and defibrillator for car battery.
With limited medical training and a constant ticking clock, you'll slice out glass shards, cauterize gashes, and staple wounds before patients bleed out. Quick reflexes and steady hands are vital, but so is juggling each tool's quirks to keep vitals stable and scores high.
Operations grow more elaborate and unpredictable as you meet an offbeat cast of patients and adversaries. Twisted humor, frantic mini-games, and high-stakes improvisation make every procedure a chaotic comedy of errors.
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Speed-run tip: slice debris with the pizza cutter in short drags so you do not spike the patient's pain meter.
PizzaScalpel
Always cauterize with the lighter before stapling; the burn stops bleeding and you save a precious second on cleanup.
LighterLogic
Remember to drag the vacuum in slow circles. A quick tap misses shards and costs bonus points at the end.
VacuumVirtuoso
When the heart rate flatlines, mash the defibrillator rhythmically instead of spamming it - three taps usually revives instantly.
ShockDoc
If you overheat the lighter, swap to the gel for a moment. The cooldown is faster than waiting for a full reset.
GelGuru
Look for hidden tools in each scene. The car battery upgrade in level 4 turns the next boss surgery into an easy clear.
BackAlleyMedic
Staples count as combo hits - chain them after vacuuming to push your star rating into gold territory.
ComboCutter
Practice on the tutorial patient to perfect the timeline. A flawless run gives you enough bonus blood for the tougher surgeries.
DuctTapeHealer
